Finally, truth in mobile gaming
Finally, a mobile game that tells the truth about mobile games. Collect credit cards, track your regret tokens, and enjoy a gacha game that's actually honest about what gacha games do.
Be the first to waste money responsibly
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📋 Share Your ThoughtsFrom expired disappointments to premium regret
Accumulate permanent reminders of your poor financial decisions. Cannot be spent, only collected!
70% duplicate rate because that's how it really works. No lies, just mathematical disappointment.
Track your journey from F2P to financial ruin with our transparent spending categories.
Every purchase comes with honest descriptions about what you're actually buying (nothing).
Early feedback from players who haven't played yet
Launching with the app (because why wait to feel disappointed?)
Get ready for our inaugural battle pass, scientifically designed to convert your time into perfectly measurable disappointment.
Releasing the moment the app launches — which, to be clear, is TBD (Theoretically, Basically... Delayed).
*Battle Pass begins when the app launches. Date TBD. Embrace the uncertainty.
A transparent look at our carefully improvised plan.
We’re building all the core mechanics: fake currencies, intentionally manipulative UI, and absolutely honest monetization. Currently in progress.
Coming soon: help us fund the most self-aware cash grab in mobile history. Backers may receive exclusive early regret.
We don’t have a release date. That’s part of the authenticity. But when it launches, so will the Season of Infinite Regrets™ battle pass.
New cards, new regrets, maybe even multiplayer regret syncing. Depends on how much emotional damage our servers can handle.
Optimize spending funnels, add “limited time” offers that never expire, and A/B test how much is too much (spoiler: it’s never enough).
The questions we get when people realize we're serious about being honest
As real as your mobile gaming regret! We're actually building this satirical masterpiece. It'll be free-to-play on iOS and Android, because irony is our favorite flavor.
More likely than you getting that mythical card you've been pulling for! We're committed to bringing you the most honest mobile gaming experience possible. Launch timeline: TBD (Theoretically, Basically... Delayed).
We're not here to judge you - we're here to judge WITH you! We've all been there, staring at our credit card statements wondering why we needed that premium battle pass. The Honest Game is for people who want to laugh at the absurdity while still enjoying mobile gaming.
The game is free! But your dignity and financial security? That's up to you. We'll be completely transparent about what you're buying (nothing of real value) and why you're buying it (dopamine hits and social pressure).
We tell you exactly what we're doing while we're doing it. Other games hide their manipulation tactics behind pretty graphics and false promises. We put ours right in the product descriptions: "This gem package will disappoint you, but at least you'll know why!"
You can win digital credit cards with absolutely zero real-world value! But you'll also gain something priceless: the knowledge that you're participating in the most transparent cash grab in mobile gaming history. That's... something, right?
Every mobile game is a social experiment - we're just the first to admit it! We're testing whether people will spend money on a game that openly mocks the very act of spending money on games. The early results are... concerning but profitable.
Of course! But they'll be honest ads. Instead of "Watch this ad for FREE GEMS!" we'll say "Watch this ad so we can afford ramen while developing more ways for you to waste money." Fair trade, right?
Absolutely! We're building this game based on player feedback. Take our survey to tell us exactly how you'd like us to ruin your financial stability. Your input directly shapes our development priorities.
Anime characters are fake. Credit card debt is real. We're just making the actual system visible instead of hiding it behind cute waifus.