The Honest Game

Finally, truth in mobile gaming

Finally, a mobile game that tells the truth about mobile games. Collect credit cards, track your regret tokens, and enjoy a gacha game that's actually honest about what gacha games do.

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Be the first to waste money responsibly

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From expired disappointments to premium regret

EXPIRED
**** **** **** GONE
BLOCKBUSTER REWARDS
DECLINED
**** **** **** NOPE
INSUFFICIENT FUNDS
PREMIUM
**** **** **** TRAP
ANNUAL FEE GOLD

Honest Features

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Regret Tokens

Accumulate permanent reminders of your poor financial decisions. Cannot be spent, only collected!

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Honest Gacha

70% duplicate rate because that's how it really works. No lies, just mathematical disappointment.

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Whale Status

Track your journey from F2P to financial ruin with our transparent spending categories.

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Self-Aware Store

Every purchase comes with honest descriptions about what you're actually buying (nothing).

Pre-Traumatic Reviews

Early feedback from players who haven't played yet

Season of Infinite Regrets

Launching with the app (because why wait to feel disappointed?)

Get ready for our inaugural battle pass, scientifically designed to convert your time into perfectly measurable disappointment.

Releasing the moment the app launches — which, to be clear, is TBD (Theoretically, Basically... Delayed).

*Battle Pass begins when the app launches. Date TBD. Embrace the uncertainty.

The Honest Timeline

A transparent look at our carefully improvised plan.

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Phase 1: Prototype & Regret Refinement

We’re building all the core mechanics: fake currencies, intentionally manipulative UI, and absolutely honest monetization. Currently in progress.

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Phase 2: Kickstarter Campaign

Coming soon: help us fund the most self-aware cash grab in mobile history. Backers may receive exclusive early regret.

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Phase 3: App Launch (TBD)

We don’t have a release date. That’s part of the authenticity. But when it launches, so will the Season of Infinite Regrets™ battle pass.

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Phase 4: Feature Creep & Updates

New cards, new regrets, maybe even multiplayer regret syncing. Depends on how much emotional damage our servers can handle.

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Phase 5: Monetization Maximization

Optimize spending funnels, add “limited time” offers that never expire, and A/B test how much is too much (spoiler: it’s never enough).

Frequently Asked Questions

The questions we get when people realize we're serious about being honest

Is this a real game?
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As real as your mobile gaming regret! We're actually building this satirical masterpiece. It'll be free-to-play on iOS and Android, because irony is our favorite flavor.

Will you actually launch this game?
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More likely than you getting that mythical card you've been pulling for! We're committed to bringing you the most honest mobile gaming experience possible. Launch timeline: TBD (Theoretically, Basically... Delayed).

Are you just here to judge my spending habits?
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We're not here to judge you - we're here to judge WITH you! We've all been there, staring at our credit card statements wondering why we needed that premium battle pass. The Honest Game is for people who want to laugh at the absurdity while still enjoying mobile gaming.

How much will this cost me?
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The game is free! But your dignity and financial security? That's up to you. We'll be completely transparent about what you're buying (nothing of real value) and why you're buying it (dopamine hits and social pressure).

What makes this different from other mobile games?
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We tell you exactly what we're doing while we're doing it. Other games hide their manipulation tactics behind pretty graphics and false promises. We put ours right in the product descriptions: "This gem package will disappoint you, but at least you'll know why!"

Can I actually win anything valuable?
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You can win digital credit cards with absolutely zero real-world value! But you'll also gain something priceless: the knowledge that you're participating in the most transparent cash grab in mobile gaming history. That's... something, right?

Is this some kind of social experiment?
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Every mobile game is a social experiment - we're just the first to admit it! We're testing whether people will spend money on a game that openly mocks the very act of spending money on games. The early results are... concerning but profitable.

Will there be ads?
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Of course! But they'll be honest ads. Instead of "Watch this ad for FREE GEMS!" we'll say "Watch this ad so we can afford ramen while developing more ways for you to waste money." Fair trade, right?

Can I influence what goes into the game?
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Absolutely! We're building this game based on player feedback. Take our survey to tell us exactly how you'd like us to ruin your financial stability. Your input directly shapes our development priorities.

Why collect credit cards instead of anime characters?
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Anime characters are fake. Credit card debt is real. We're just making the actual system visible instead of hiding it behind cute waifus.